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My grandfather’s most incredible stories from 70 years of sailing

My grandfather, Eric Carman, has been sailing for 70 years. He’s faced life-threatening storms, six-month trips, and upended boats, all documented in log books over the years. Here are some of his most memorable trips.

From Newcastle, Ont. to Jacksonville, Fl.

In 1994, Eric was enjoying another peaceful morning at the marina. That was until Roy Campbell, a friend from the Royal Navy, said that Sinclair MacDonald wanted to drive his boat to Florida. “You should have heard Roy: ‘Why would you truck a boat to Florida? It’s an experience of a lifetime!’”

It was no trouble crossing the border in Phoenix during the ’90s—a driver’s licence and a smile sufficed. Their first stop? The Statue of Liberty, of course! “We gave ferry boats the right of way; they were on a mission,” Eric says. Honkkkkk. The next day, they rolled into the dense fog, blasting their horn to alert other boaters.

Past the fog, they visited once-in-a-lifetime sites. From lighthouses to the West Point Military Academy, and the George Washington Bridge, they saw it all before joining up with the famous Hudson River.

Success! Making it to the 320-kilometre mark called for a celebratory lunch at Schaeffer’s Canal House in Chesapeake City, Maryland. “I loved the old harbours, restaurants, and docks. It’s a whole different world that takes you back a century,” Eric says.

Returning to the journey, winds slapped the boat to-and-fro, right into the worst of the Cape Fear storm—accurately named. “Roy advised that we should stay put for the night, but Sinclair wanted to stay the course. It wasn’t until they were eerily close to a large bed of rocks that Sinclair demanded they turn around immediately. Back at safety, Eric and Roy had a good laugh, knowing they would never actually venture through such deadly weather.

The storm passed just in time for a pit stop at Donald Trump’s Marina in Atlantic City. Waking up the next day to blazing red and orange skies is a bonus only enjoyed by the earliest of risers. But, you’ve heard the tale right? Red skies in the morning, a sailor’s warning

Bad weather barrelled through bringing 10 inches of water in 10 hours. “My biggest piece of advice is to keep your eye on the weather and take your time,” Eric says. “What’s a couple of hours of waiting in exchange for your life?” After the storm passed, they bathed under sunny skies and rejoiced for a calming peace of mind, finally.  

Next stop: Jacksonville. 

From Port Severn, Ont. to Lagoon City, Ont.

Eric recruited his son Stephen, friend Roy Campbell, and a guy called Squid on a four-day trip to transport his 35-foot trawler back to Lagoon City. 

Eric and Roy may have not been afraid of the storm after Lock 44, but they couldn’t say the same about the other crew. Eight-foot waves jolted them side to side. “Stephen and Squid ran to sit in the life raft, leaving Roy and me to control the boat in those gruelling conditions,” he says. 

Using sea charts and plotting by the sun, “sometimes you have to hold your breath and hope that you made it,” Eric says. He was especially concerned about the length of the waves. “An eight-foot wave on the lake is much worse than being on the ocean,” he says. “In rough weather, don’t go straight into the waves. It’s best to move at a 25 to 35-degree angle, but no steeper than 45 degrees,” he says. 

Legend has it that the one-ounce belly warmer, a naval tradition, was what really got them through the storm that trip. 

Eric and Vera standing in front of their 35-foot trawler
Eric and Vera standing in front of their 35-foot trawler. Photo courtesy Eric Carman

From Lagoon City, Ont. to Daytona Beach, Fl.

What’s a good alternative to harsh Canadian winters? A six-month, 4,858-kilometre boating trip to Florida with friends, of course. The group’s first major hiccup on Lock 18 took an unsuspecting crash. “While we waited our turn at the lock, I tied the line down at the stern, which Vera was then in charge of untying. All of a sudden, the stern was up in the air and the bow was dropping down fast. She never untied the line! I ran to get the big hunting knife and cut the line quickly. Smack! The boat crashed down. Thankfully, there wasn’t any damage!” Eric says.

The turbulence and troubles only continued down south. On the Atlantic, they encountered ten-foot waves and hurricane warnings. “Hour-by-hour, we were getting away from the land, and drifting towards Africa,” he says. “Rolling, bouncing, and rocking. I was scared for the others on board,” he says. “If we didn’t turn around when we did, we would have run out of fuel and capsized.”

Out of the eye of the storm, the skies cleared around Jacksonville. All was calm until Eric sped past a boat, a little too fast. Big mistake. Blaring sirens signalled for them to stop. “I tried to play dumb, but knew that I had made a grave mistake in the ‘no wake’ zone,” he says. Whew! Off with a warning this time.

Their final destination was Daytona Beach, where Eric and Vera met Sarah, their first grandchild. “She swears she touched the dolphins that swam beside us,” he says.

On the way home, you guessed it…more trouble! This time, it was the gearbox and the transmission. “Fortunately, the boat was under warranty. Unfortunately, the repairman was no help,” he says. “I knew they were wrong. Like a car, you get to know the sound of a boat at different speeds. I was not going into the ocean. I may not have come back,” he says. Eric called again and got the job done this time around. 

A six-month trip and countless challenges along the way, it was five-foot waves in Trenton that almost took them down. “One of my engines went down. Sarah took the wheel, and I ran down to the controls to fix the engine. You know what the fix was? Good ole’ duct tape!” 

From Lagoon City, Ont. to Christie’s Mill, Ont.

Picture this: 360-degree views of vibrant fall colours along the Trent-Severn Canal and on the shores of Georgian Bay. This is the exact trip that Eric and Vera set sail on with a group of eight other boaters in October. Starting at Lagoon City, they made their way to the Narrows at Atherley, through Sparrow Lake’s thick marsh, and then to the Big Chute Railway Marina. “People travel just to see the famous Big Chute (one of two contraptions that take your boat out of the water with a travelling carriage), Eric says.

Onwards to Georgian Bay, the final destination, the boaters had to be extra careful because the buoy system reverses on the bay, where green buoys are port-bound and red are stern-bound. 

Reaching Christie’s Mill Inn and Spa, “the fall colours were spectacular,” says Eric.

A drone shot of Christie’s Mill Inn and Spa. Photo courtesy Eric Carman

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Burlington taking steps to eliminate coyotes after seven attacks on humans

Unprecedented coyote attacks on city residents has caused Burlington, Ont. to call in help from the Ministry of Natural Resources and Forestry (MNRF), the Halton Regional Police Services (HRPS), and a certified wildlife control professional.

As of September 17, the city had reported seven coyote attacks on humans in the span of a month. “We are pulling in every resource we have with help from the Ministry to locate and eliminate the coyotes responsible for these attacks. We won’t rest until public safety is restored,” said Burlington Mayor Marianne Meed Ward, in a statement.

Coyote sightings are common in Burlington as its abundance of green spaces and forested areas provide ideal habitats for the animals. But these are the first ever coyote attacks on humans reported in the Burlington area.

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The attacks began in mid-August. The first attack involved a coyote jumping up and biting a female adult from behind while on the Centennial Multi-use Trail. Other incidents include a two year old bitten on the back of the neck and dragged while sitting on a deck in a fenced-in backyard; an 18-year-old female bitten on the leg while lying in the grass at a public park; and a resident at a local retirement home bitten on the hip while sitting on her patio.

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Map of Burlington Coyote Attacks Courtesy of the City of Burlington

The attacks have all taken place within several kilometres of one another. The attacked individuals have been treated at the Joseph Brant Hospital and released without serious injuries.

After consulting with the MNRF, Burlington’s city staff said it believes the “attacks are coming from coyotes who have been conditioned to see humans as a food source. This creates an environment where wildlife is conditioned to be comfortable with direct human interaction and may come to depend on humans for food.”

Due to the localized nature of the incidents, the MNRF experts have theorized that it is a family of coyotes conducting the attacks. The aggressive behaviour towards humans is likely a learned trait passed down to the pups from the father, the city said in a statement.

“This type of aggression is learned from the parents and once it is learned, it becomes ingrained and the behaviour cannot be changed. This family of aggressive coyotes is likely roaming within a two to three square kilometre area.”

The city has managed to kill three of the coyotes, and clear out a den located on private property. It is, however, believed that there may still be more coyotes linked to the family. As a result, the certified wildlife control professional, Burlington’s animal services staff, and the HRPS have created a multi-agency taskforce whose goal is to track down the remaining coyotes.

“Residents may see this multi-agency taskforce in their neighbourhood and it is critical that residents do not interfere with these operations. Because the situation can change suddenly, it may not always be possible for residents to be notified of the operations happening in their neighbourhood. Crowds must not gather during these operations for both the safety of residents and so crowds do not scare off the coyotes being tracked,” the city said in a statement.

As a precaution, the city has started installing lids on all garbage cans. It is also distributing coyote whistles to residents. The sound created by the whistles are intended to “haze” the coyotes and reinstill fear of humans.

On top of the whistles, if an individual spots an approaching coyote, the city suggested spraying the animal with water from a hose or a water gun filled with vinegar; throwing small rocks, sticks, or other items near the coyote; using airhorns or banging pots; and waving your arms, making yourself as large as possible, and yelling loudly.

To avoid attracting coyotes, the city advised residents to close off spaces under decks, sheds, and other structures that could be used as dens; to keep pets indoors; and to not leave out attractants, such as garbage, pet food, and bird feeders.

Under Burlington’s Lot Maintenance Bylaw, residents can be fined $300 or issued a court summons for hand-feeding or ground-feeding wildlife.

“I cannot stress enough how critical it is not to feed wildlife, either intentionally or unintentionally. Feeding wild animals causes them to lose their fear of humans and that can lead to aggressive behaviour, including attacks. Once they attack a person, it’s our responsibility as a municipality to eliminate those animals because that behaviour cannot be unlearned,” said Meed Ward. “We all need to do our part to keep each other safe with the wildlife that lives among us.”

Any coyote sightings should be reported to Burlington city staff online at www.burlington.ca/coyote.

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B.C. conservation officers solve the case of the severed bear paws

In May of 2021, a gruesome scene struck North Shuswap, B.C. Passersby stumbled upon dozens of skinned and severed bear paws scattered across Forest Road 695 in the Little Shuswap Lake Band territory, a local Indigenous Nation.

Initially, B.C.’s Conservation Officer Service suspected poaching, but after a year-long investigation, the service has finally uncovered who was responsible for the discarded animal parts: a taxidermist.

The bear paws fell out of the back of a taxidermist’s truck while driving along Forest Road 695 last spring. In a statement released at the time of the incident, the Union of B.C. Indian Chiefs (UBCIC) estimated that there were between 80 to 100 bear paws scattered along the road.

Conservation officers confirmed that the taxidermist was in legal possession of the bear paws and that the wildlife parts have no connection with poaching or any black market trafficking.

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The taxidermist is cooperating with authorities, the Conservation Officer Service said in a statement. Typically, the incorrect disposal of wildlife parts would land the taxidermist a $115 littering fine under the Environmental Management Act. But in lieu of the fine, the taxidermist has offered a substantial donation to the Little Shuswap Lake Band’s Watershed Stewardship Guardian Program. The program is designed to train community members in bear awareness, public safety, and attractant management.

“The [Conservation Officer Service] and the [Little Shuswap Lake Band] are pleased this donation will have a more meaningful impact to the community and wildlife,” the Conservation Officer Service said.

The service did not release the size of the donation, but did say that it far exceeded the amount of the littering fine.

Any wildlife carcasses or parts, regardless of whether they’re the result of hunting, taxidermy, or other activities, must be disposed of in a lawful and ethical manner, the service stressed. Kamloops, the closest major city to where the incident took place, states that small wildlife can be double bagged and placed in a garbage bin, while larger wildlife needs to be brought to landfill sites.

“This is to avoid alarming passersby, as well as attracting dangerous wildlife to an area frequented by people, which can create a public safety risk,” the service said.

Individuals who witness wildlife carcasses or parts being disposed of improperly in B.C. can report the violation to the Report All Poachers and Polluters (RAPP) hotline at 1-877-952-7277. If the incident occurs outside of B.C., look up the local Ministry of Natural Resources or conservation authority. Every province in Canada has a hotline for reporting poaching.

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Are hovercraft the future of travel between Toronto and Niagara?

Tired of the QEW commute? Consider taking a hovercraft.

Starting next summer a new hovercraft service will run between Toronto and Niagara, transporting passengers across Lake Ontario in 30 minutes. That’s a quarter of the time it takes to drive.

Operated by Hoverlink Ontario Inc., the private company is in its final stages of launching after getting the green light from all three tiers of government. The company plans to use Toronto’s Ontario Place and St. Catharines’ Port Weller as its docking facilities. Both locations were chosen due to their proximity to tourist and sporting attractions, such as Niagara Falls and BMO Field, as well as connecting to other transportation infrastructure, such as the GO Train and Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport.

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Photo Courtesy of Hoverlink Ontario Inc.

In a recent announcement, the company said it will be operating two hovercrafts, the Griffon BHT-130 and BHT-150, with the intention of making 48 lake crossings per day, 365 days per year. Each hovercraft can hold 180 people in its cabin, meaning the company could transport up to three million people per year.

Beyond cutting commute times (around two hours by car or train) the service is expected to take thousands of cars off of the QEW, the company said, alleviating traffic and reducing greenhouse gas emissions. The hovercrafts are powered by an extremely low-emission tier 3 engine that uses a diesel exhaust system to reduce 98 per cent of airborne toxins created by the engine. Yet it still manages to propel the hovercrafts at 80 to 100 km/h.

The hovercrafts use blowers to produce a large volume of air below the hull, raising it 1.8 metres above the surface. A rubberized skirt around the outside of the hovercraft helps to maintain the lift by applying slight pressure to the surface, approximately 1/16th of a human footstep. This allows the hovercraft to glide over land, water, and ice.

Unlike past ferry services that attempted the cross-lake commute, the hovercrafts can operate all year round and leave almost no wake, avoiding damage to shorelines. When in use, the hovercrafts produce 60 decibels of noise, similar to the level of a dishwasher, so the vehicle won’t disturb marine life below the surface or irritate any Lake Ontario neighbours, the company said.

Currently, there are no transportation services operating on Lake Ontario. The last ferry service, connecting Toronto to Rochester, N.Y., ended in 2006 due to financial issues.

This new service will be the first commercial use of hovercrafts in North America. The U.S. military, Royal Marines, and the U.S. and Canadian Coast Guards are the only other entities on the continent to use the vehicles.

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Photo Courtesy of CNW Group/Hoverlink Ontario Inc.

Hoverlink’s goal is to make the hovercrafts a viable option for commuters, so it’s aiming to keep ticket prices comparable to other Toronto-to-Niagara transit options. An official ticket price has yet to be released, but the company estimates it will cost $50 to $60 roundtrip. In comparison, a roundtrip bus or train ticket costs around $40.

Commuters will also be able to bring their bikes, kayaks, and strollers on board, but will have to leave their cars in the port’s parking lot.

“Hoverlink’s hovercraft service will unite families to sporting events, theatre, concerts, adult gaming, and one of the natural wonders of the world in 30 minutes,” said Argonauts general manager and Hoverlink board member Michael “Pinball” Clemons, in the announcement. “Hoverlink is changing the game.”

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Cottage real estate region: Okanagan

The sunny Okanagan region, about a four-hour drive east from the Lower Mainland, is centred on 135-km-long Lake Okanagan and is home to the waterfront cities of Penticton, Kelowna, and Vernon—and the legendary Ogopogo lake serpent. Drier and warmer than the coast, this is a popular summer boating and cottage area. The water is clean and deep; the hills are rolling, arid, and dotted with productive orchards and vineyards. Penticton, Kelowna, and Vernon have excellent amenities, including many marinas and marine services. Watersports and the nightlife here attract a young crowd. There are also nearby ski resorts with condos and chalets.

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New study reveals September is the busiest month for moose and deer collisions

A study from the British Columbia Medical Journal has revealed that collisions with moose in the province are most frequent in the month of September.

Researchers compared the outcomes of moose-vehicle and deer-vehicle collisions in B.C., and they found collisions with these animals peaked in certain months. Seventeen per cent of moose collisions happened in the month of September, and 25 per cent of deer collisions happened in August, with December and June also being high frequency periods for both animals.

Researchers also looked at how patients were treated in hospital after colliding with the two animals, and found that drivers who collided with moose typically suffered more severe injuries. They attribute the severity of the injuries to the large size and high centre of gravity of the animal. “When a vehicle strikes a moose, the point of contact is usually the moose’s legs; thus, the torso of the moose often lands on the hood of the car and slides up and through the windshield and across the dashboard of the car, coming in contact with the upper body of the motorists,” they said.

Drivers who collided with moose were far more likely to have their airbags deployed and be admitted to the hospital via ambulance than those who collided with deer, according to the study. Once in the hospital, only seven per cent of drivers who collided with a deer needed specialty medical treatment, while 27 per cent of drivers who collided with moose required the same.

Jadzia Porter, a spokesperson for the Wildlife Collision Prevention Program, says commuters can take steps to avoid dangerous driving collisions with moose and deer. “Almost all wildlife vehicle collisions are preventable with safe driving,” she says.

Wildlife collision prevention can start before entering the car, says Porter. Drivers should make sure they’re not too tired or distracted to give their full attention to the road, and they should also ensure their vehicles brakes, mirrors, and lights are all working properly. 

Once they’re in the car, drivers should adhere to speed limits and be on the lookout for wildlife and wildlife warning signs. If possible, travelers should consider alternative routes to those with high wildlife traffic. Commuters should also drive slowly, especially when visibility is low or at dawn and dusk, when these animals are most active. 

In most cases, it is better to break than to swerve to avoid wildlife, Porter says. Swerving can veer you towards other equally dangerous obstacles like medians, barriers, and oncoming traffic. “If you’re driving slow enough you can likely use your brakes to avoid an animal in the road and not feel as though you have to swerve,” she says.

There are important steps to take in the event of a collision, says Porter. These incidents should be reported to authorities regardless of outcome, but drivers should contact the RCMP if there are injuries, there is vehicle damage over $1,000, the animal is unsafe to move, or if the animal is in an unsafe spot on the road. 

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Cottage Q&A: What does selling “as is” mean?

My wife and I are looking to buy a cottage. The owners are selling it “as is.” Is this common? And is buying a cottage that’s being sold “as is” a good idea?Bewildered Buyer

It’s not uncommon. Selling “as is” usually means: what you see is what you’re buying. The owners aren’t prepared to fix any problems discovered during an inspection. But there are different reasons for this language—it’s not always code for reno nightmare. “The term ‘as is’ can be a little ambiguous,” says Judy Forster of Forster Realty in Regina Beach, Sask. It’s typical in an estate sale or in a situation where the bank has foreclosed on a cottage. After all, “if the owners aren’t around, you can’t ask them to fix anything,” says Chris Winney, a broker with Royal LePage ProAlliance Realty in Northbrook, Ont.

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Other possibilities: the sellers don’t have the cash to deal with the fixes that the cottage needs, or they suddenly inherited the cottage and have no interest in tackling any renos. Or “as is” may have nothing to do with the condition, says Wayne William Heine, with EdmontonLakeProperty.com in Spruce Grove, Alta. These owners could be using the term to indicate that they want to sell the contents of the cottage too. “Some people say, ‘Hey, I just want to take my personal belongings and walk out of here.’ For buyers, that might be a good thing.” Especially if the owners leave behind a valuable comic book collection or bottles of 70-year-old malt whisky! (What? It could happen.)

A real estate agent’s tips for buying a cottage sight unseen

Still—and this goes for buying any cottage, in any condition—as a buyer, you have to do your due diligence. Get all the necessary inspections—duh—but also gather as much intel about the lot, the area, the lake, and the local politics as you can. Winney’s tips include reading at least three issues of the regional newspaper, visiting the property at different times of the day, and talking to the neighbours. “Almost anything that’s wrong with the cottage is fixable, but the environmental factors aren’t,” she says. “And if someone is putting pressure on you to make a decision, walk away. There are other properties out there.”

Got a question for Cottage Q&A? Send it to answers@cottagelife.com.

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The most Canadian of the Canadian lakes

Canada has a lot of lakes—some of them are among the world’s largest. But what makes a Canadian lake truly Canadian? The depth? The water quality? The jaw-dropping scenery that surrounds it? Hey, maybe it’s the name. No shock: Canada has tons of Canoe Lakes, Loon Lakes, and Moose Lakes. We also have lots of Beaver Lakes. And Beavertail Lakes—though only one is in Nova Scotia. Similarly, we have plenty of Cold Lakes, but only one Cold River (in Saskatchewan). There is no Lacrosse Lake, but there is a Lac du Hockey (Quebec). Except Lac du Hockey is just a pond. (Obviously! Where else would you play pond hockey?) Disappointingly, we have no Poutine Lake, but we do have a Lac de la Tourtière. This is probably just an oversight, but there are no Canadian Lakes in Canada. However, there are several Canadian Creeks, including one in P.E.I. Huh. Bottom line: a lot of water bodies in Canada are…Canadian. At least, stereotypically.

Here’s our roundup:

Maple Leaf Lake, Ont.

Canuck Lake, B.C.

Canada Jay Lake, Ont.

Lac de la Tourtière, Que.

Sorry Harbour, Nunavut

Beavertail Lake, N.S.

Lac Toque, Que.

Tims Lake, Ont.

Friendly Lake, Ont. And Friendly Lake, B.C.

Canadian Creek, P.E.I.

Cold River, Sask.

And check out the map. (And then tell us: what did we miss? Email edit@cottagelife.com)

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Margot Robbie’s production company filming a movie in Muskoka

For years, Muskoka has been hailed as an idyllic retreat for vacationing celebs, but it appears that Hollywood has finally honed in on the area’s filming appeal.

Starting in mid-August, Canadian director Megan Park, known for her debut film The Fallout and her acting role in The Secret Life of the American Teenager, has been shooting her sophomore feature, titled My Old Ass, in the Township of Muskoka Lakes. Actress Margot Robbie’s company, LuckyChap Entertainment, is producing the film.

Scenes are being shot in Port Carling, Bala, the top of Lake Joseph, MacTier, and Huntsville. “Some films rely on grants from the Northern Ontario Heritage Fund, so we see films being shot in Parry Sound and northward,” says Norah Fountain, executive director of the Muskoka Lakes Chamber of Commerce, in an email. “Muskoka gets left out in the cold as the Ontario government doesn’t consider us part of the north. But not this time.”

Filming in the area, which is expected to last until the end of September, has provided an injection into the local economy. “When they said they would need accommodations for over 300 cast and crew, I thought there was no way we would be able to help during high season,” Fountain says. “We are proud that we were able to help connect them with our chamber members who either were able to give them space or help in other ways.”

 

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Hotels were booked, rental agencies provided cottages, and an event company found space for crew trailers. Fountain says one hotel in Port Carling estimates that it added $75,000 to its revenue this summer thanks to the film. In total, Fountain expects the Muskoka Lakes economy to benefit by $4-5 million.

“I know cast and crew reserved restaurants for entire evenings. One local business opened their doors for grab-and-go breakfasts. One marina was used as a shoot location. Permits had to be paid to the Township of Muskoka Lakes…boats were rented, guides were rented,” Fountain says.

Much of the Muskoka Lakes community wanted to be involved. The film hired residents who were interested in learning about the industry and trained them as crew. And the casting director had to ask Fountain not to share her name after she received over 100 requests from locals looking to be background extras.

“After all the ups and downs since March 2020, this was gold for our Muskoka Lakes community. A real economic boon,” Fountain says.

Daniel Bekerman, the film’s line producer, had a lot to do with choosing Muskoka as the shooting location. “[Megan Park] wrote a script that was set in Muskoka. So, when we started discussing the various places we were going to want to film, it comes up that plenty of times a movie is set in New York and you actually film it in Toronto, or it’s set in the Sahara Desert and you shoot it in the desert outside Las Vegas,” Bekerman says. “But I felt that…really we should just properly shoot this right in Muskoka and not cheat a different area for it. I don’t think there’s anywhere else like it with the particular beauty and culture and people that you find here. To me, to be true to the story, it needed to be right in Muskoka.”

Bekerman’s pitch for Muskoka as the filming location was aided by his familiarity with the area. “My great grandfather went to the Carlingford Hotel, dating back to the turn of the 20th century, and then [bought] a cottage on Lake Joseph in the 20s. Our cottage is, I believe, one of the oldest cottages on the lake. It’s called Patience, and it dates back to the late 1800s. So, I’ve been coming here all my life,” he says.

As far as Bekerman knows, My Old Ass is the first feature film to be shot entirely in Muskoka, at least in recent memory. “I’m sure there are a number of films that have had a few days of shooting here and there, but we are 100 per cent entirely shooting in Muskoka,” he says.

Neither Bekerman nor Fountain were willing to share details on the film’s plot or cast, keeping those details tightly wrapped. And there’s yet to be a definitive release date, but it’s likely the film won’t come out until 2024.

There were some musings in a Muskoka Reddit thread about possible star sightings but none have been confirmed.

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“I’m not giving anything away,” Fountain says. “We want them to come back.”