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Blueberry-peach crisp is a summer classic

If you’re going to your local blueberry patch, or making a stop road-side stand for blueberries and peaches on your way to the cottage, pick up some of the season’s best for this classic blueberry-peach crisp. It just may become an essential August tradition.

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Blueberry-peach crisp

Jane Rodmell

This is an absolute favourite cottage dessert, and the only chore is peeling the peaches (but you can make that simple too with the Tip, below). Serve hot or warm with a generous dollop of whipped cream, ice cream, or crème fraîche. Serves 6 (4 in some families).

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Course Breakfast, Dessert
Cuisine classic, Cottage

Servings 6 servings

Ingredients

  

  • 1 cup blueberries
  • 3 cups peaches peeled and sliced (see Tip below)
  • rind of ½ lemon grated
  • 2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
  • ½ tsp ground ginger
  • ½ tsp cinnamon
  • ¼ cup sugar

Pecan Crisp Topping

  • ½ cup flour
  • ½ cup brown sugar
  • pinch salt
  • ½ tsp cinnamon
  • ½ cup chilled butter
  • 1 cup pecans chopped

Instructions

 

  • Toss all ingredients except those for the Pecan Crisp Topping, and place in a lightly buttered 6-cup baking dish, about 8” square.
  • To make the topping, combine flour, sugar, salt, and cinnamon in a large bowl and cut in the butter until mixture forms coarse crumbs. Add pecans to mixture and toss together.
  • Cover prepared crisp with topping and bake at 375°F for about 40 minutes.

Notes

 TIP  To easily peel ripe peaches, cut an X in the bottom of each fruit, and drop them, one at a time, into boiling water for 30 seconds. Then immediately plunge them into chilled water for a few seconds and slip off skins.

Recipe originally published in the July/August 1994 issue of Cottage Life. 

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Nature Scrapbook: Cardinal flower

The show-stopping cardinal flower counts on a cottage-country bird for pollination after summer sets in. From late July to mid-September, cardinal flowers stand out in deep crimson along the soggy banks of lakes and slow-moving rivers from New Brunswick to Ontario.

For anywhere from two to five weeks, up to several dozen individual hermaphroditic flowers bloom, a few at a time, along a single, unbranched, knee-high spire, starting from the bottom. Bearing first male, then female parts, each flower makes use of strategic timing to successfully reproduce. 

A newly open flower produces yellow pollen for three to 10 days in a slender, male, brushy-tipped tube projecting from it. Afterwards, a thin, female style emerges from the centre of the tube to receive pollen from other flowers for another two to four days.

In Canada, only ruby-throated hummingbirds pollinate cardinal flowers. Their long, needly beaks reach the rich pools of nectar at the bottoms of the deep tubular beauties. They usually imbibe first at the middle of the floral spire where some female parts are showing and then hover upwards towards the male flowers, which hold the most nectar, at the top. 

Brushed with a strip of pollen onto their foreheads, they then cross-pollinate female-stage blossoms in the middle of the next stem they visit. 

Plants that are pollinated may produce up to 30 dry capsules, which split open in autumn to release thousands of dust-like seeds to the wind. However with most hummingbirds cruising south in late summer, many cardinal flowers never get fertilized. 

Around mid-August, the plants also begin sprouting a ground-hugging cluster of leaves from their shallow roots.  If the plant survives through the winter, it sends up a new flowering stem late the following spring.

After germinating from seed, a cardinal flower usually doesn’t raise a flowering stem until its second spring. The plant seldom lives more than a few years.

This article was originally published in the August 2022 issue of Cottage Life.

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Cottage Q&A: What causes “ice cream headache?”

What causes “ice cream headache”? I find that I get it a lot.—Gail Gordy, via email

There are a number of theories, says Werner Becker, a professor emeritus of neurology at the University of Calgary and an expert with Migraine Canada. “But no one seems to really understand what’s going on with ‘ice cream headache’, that is, headache caused by a cold substance passing over the palate or the back of the throat.”

One theory—at least in the case of cold substance vs. palate—suggests that the cold stimulus activates sensory nerves in the palate, and those nerves then cause the headache either because they trigger changes in blood flow to the brain or because they directly stimulate pain nerve endings in the palate. Another theory is that the palate gets so cold, so quickly that the body tries to compensate by rapidly expanding blood vessels, which in turn sends a pain signal to the brain. This is an example of referred pain, where you physically experience changes in one part of the body as pain in another part—in this case, in the forehead or behind the eyes and nose.

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In science-speak, this “brain freeze” is called cold stimulus headache. “The severity of the headache is not so much related to temperature, but to the speed of cold onset,” says Keith Warriner, a professor in the department of food science at the University of Guelph. “One could suggest ice cream is especially associated with headaches because we consume ice cream more rapidly and in greater quantities compared to, for example, ice cubes.” 

You sound like you may be one of the poor souls especially prone to this pain. Research studies show that age is associated with getting ice cream headaches: children are more susceptible than adults. (And not just because kids love ice cream. The researchers usually used cold water or ice to trigger the headaches.) And genetics could play a role. If either your mother or father are more sensitive, you probably are too. 

“Part of the equation also seems to be that a person who develops cold stimulus headache may already be susceptible to headache, often because they get migraines,” says Becker.

Happily, ice cream headaches are usually only briefly uncomfortable. It can help to press your tongue to the roof of your mouth, says Becker. (This’ll warm up the palate a little.) Or eat slowly. Even the experts would never suggest that you do something bonkers like give up ice cream. “No one can avoid it completely,” says Becker. “It’s just too good.”

Got a question for Cottage Q&A? Send it to answers@cottagelife.com.

This article was originally published in the August 2022 issue of Cottage Life.

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Need a new roof? Here are 3 eco options

Battered by weather and baked by sun, a landing spot for birds and branches, we ask a lot of what lies above. But perhaps we can ask just a bit more of our cottage roofs—to not only keep us dry and protected but also to lighten our overall carbon load as well. 

Grow a roof and regulate interior temperature

Ian MacDonald is an architect who spent 20 years in his old cottage on Go Home Bay, Ont., before he tore down the cabin and built a new one. In those two decades, he says, he learned what he appreciated about the location and the space, but more importantly, he saw what he wanted to change. One change he sought was to make the cottage more sustainable. He originally planned to install solar panels, then switched gears to a green roof, which would better control just how hot the cottage became in the summer without relying on AC. 

A green roof is essentially a growing roof, alive with organic material. It starts with a rubber membrane, followed by a layer of soil, then the growing material. “Living, green roofs can be very simple and very low maintenance,” says Karen Liu, a green roof specialist with Next Level Stormwater Management in Vancouver. They run the gamut, Liu says, from something people actually go on to enjoy nature, to roofs focussed on adding biodiversity that attract birds and bees. There are even roofs that blend into their surroundings.

MacDonald’s shift in plan to a green roof did require some adjustments. “You would normally have 25 to 35 pounds per square foot of extra capacity to carry a green roof,” MacDonald says. His roof was structured to handle 10 pounds per square foot, “so I went searching for another green roof system.” He settled on a German system called Zero Floor. It required 14 pounds per square foot of support, “a very small deviation,” says MacDonald, and one that fell within the margin of safety required by engineers. 

The organic starter material began as mostly sedum, a low-growing, thick-leaved perennial, though it’s shifted over the years, thanks to birds who will occasionally poop out different seeds, which then take root. “The roof has taken on a life of its own,” says MacDonald. 

The roof requires little more than occasional watering, which MacDonald does by pumping water from the lake up to the roof using a domestic water system made of standard irrigation piping. He gives it a good 20-minute soak. There is a roughly half-inch drainage layer that shouldn’t get plugged—pine needles are the most frequent culprit—so about once a year, MacDonald goes around the edges of the roof with a leaf blower to make sure it’s all clear. 

But although establishing a green roof looks as simple as seeding a lawn, MacDonald encourages people to let the experts handle it. People who try to do it themselves, “can get into really deep trouble,” he says, noting that the membrane technology can be finicky, and installers are typically certified and trained for the job.

MacDonald’s green roof gives him just what he seeks at the lake. “The natural landscape up north is why people go there,” he says. “You want to be in nature—in a building that can allow you to appreciate what is important.”

 

Meet solar shingles

The past decade has seen an 80 per cent decrease in the cost of solar energy for residential use and a consequent increase in the number of homes and cottages that have installed panels. The next generation of solar technology—which is available but not yet ubiquitous—is photovoltaic (PV) shingles. The roofing material itself acts as a panel.

Katherine Zhou, the co-founder of PV Tech, a Canadian PV shingle company based in Toronto, explains that the shingles, made from an aluminum frame and tempered glass, are like any roofing material and don’t require any additional structural support. They don’t typically cover an entire roof, but rather are located where they maximize the sun’s rays, usually a south-facing slope. An alternate roofing material is used for the remainder. A minimum of a 3/12 slope is required. Anything less than that is considered a flat roof and “this is not designed for flat roofs,” Zhou says. “It would lead water in the wrong direction.” A roof shaded by trees is also not a good candidate, unless you’re willing to cut down or prune any trees that are preventing direct exposure to the sun. 

To be “energy independent”—that is, to produce as much energy as you’re using—you would generally need about 500 sq. ft. of PV shingles on a south-facing roof. The roof requires 500 sq. ft. of direct exposure to the sun for the shingles to produce between 7,000 and 8,000 kilowatt hours of electricity a year, which powers the typical home. 

For a seasonal cottage, that figure is still a good general rule. The panels are easy to maintain. They can withstand hail and wind, and they’re designed so that snow melts off in the winter; you only need to clear tree branches and debris if they build up.

The advantage of shingles over panels is that if a roof requires replacing, panels need to be removed to access the roof itself (and then you’ll have to pay to have them reinstalled). PV shingles, on the other hand, are warrantied for 25 years, but should last the lifetime of the building, so there’s no reason to remove them. 

PV shingles cost more than typical roofing materials—they’re comparable to a metal roof, starting around $16,000—but you can apply for a federal green home grant of $5,000. Ottawa is the first city in Ontario to offer no-interest loans to install PV shingles, but Toronto is rumoured to be following suit. 

PV shingles with an Energy Storage System package are particularly attractive to cottagers, says Zhou. “Whenever there is a power outage, a solar shingle roof and energy storage system will power the house for two to four days.”

 

Make your roof reflect heat

The term “cool roof” refers not to the roofing material, but to a coating or colour that gives any roof a high solar reflectance (SR). The material reflects the sun’s rays as opposed to absorbing them. This reflectance keeps a roof (and therefore the building beneath it) cooler.

But while cool roofs are generating some buzz, they don’t make much sense (or cents) in Canada, where our need to heat year-round homes typically trumps our need to cool them, explains Karen Liu. In cooler climates, cool roofs create what’s called a “heating penalty,” she says. This means any savings the cool roof generates thanks to a reduced need to cool a home during hot months is eclipsed by the increased cost of having to heat that home during cold months. 

However, for a summer-only dwelling where cooling is the priority, it’s an affordable option. Cool roofs include light-coloured metal roofs, roofs made of PVC membranes, or even asphalt roofs coated in light-coloured granules (which are not as reflective as the other options but, for the budget conscious, they’re still better than a dark-coloured roof). Or, you can paint a reflective white coating onto your existing roof. (Yep, even onto asphalt shingles—though check that it doesn’t void your warranty.) While white roof paints on the market reflect anywhere from 30 to 60 per cent of solar rays, researchers at Purdue University in Indiana have developed a barium sulfate-based paint that reflects 98.1 per cent of rays. 

Sounds pretty…cool. 

This article was originally published in the August 2022 issue of Cottage Life.

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5 regional card games from across Canada

Want a change from classic euchre and bridge? Try one of these other trick-taking card games, popular in different regions of Canada. (A typical trick-taking game is one where players each play one card in succession, with one player winning the round or the set of cards—the “trick.”)

1) Forty-fives, East Coast

This game originated in Ireland, eventually moving into Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and other parts of eastern Canada. There are variations, but in traditional Forty-Fives, the goal is to accumulate points by winning tricks, eventually reaching 45. You can play with two, four, or five or more players. Learn the rules.

2) 200 a.k.a. Deux Cents, New Brunswick and Quebec

As with Forty-Fives, the object of the game is to gather points, up to—wait for it—200. Players compete in teams. Only aces, 10s, and 5s are worth points, so players can only gain points by winning tricks that contain these cards. Learn the rules.

3) Hola, Western Canada

“Hola” is a Slavic word that means “nakedness”—but there’s no nudity in this game. (That’s Strip Poker.) The game works with two or four players (or six if using a second deck of cards). What sets it apart is that unlike in other trick-taking games, a player’s card is only beaten by a card of equal, not higher value, or by a wild card. In Hola, 7s and 2s are wild. Learn the rules.

4) Rook, Ontario and Manitoba

Playing with kids? Family-friendly Rook is a trump-based trick-taking game played with a deck of specialized playing cards. The deck is similar to a standard deck of cards but only contains cards numbered from 1 through 14 in four colours. There are no face cards, and no card suits. Learn the rules.

5) Kaiser, Saskatchewan

Kaiser is a four-player, two-team game using only 32 cards from a standard 52-card deck. Teams bid and take tricks, the goal being to get their hands on the 5 of Hearts and avoid the 3 of Spades. (A different version of Kaiser, called Les Rois, is popular in Quebec; in this version, the King of Hearts is worth the most points, and the King of Spades is worth the least—hence the game’s name.) Learn the rules.

Looking for more? Here are six other card games to play at the cottage.

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What you need to know about Sarnia’s short-term rental regulations

An appeal against a short-term rental bylaw in Sarnia, Ont., has been dropped due to an inability to find expert witnesses without a conflict of interest, which means new rules are now in place for renters in the largest city on Lake Huron. The short-term rental bylaws were passed by Sarnia’s council back in 2020 but were prevented from coming into effect until last week due to the ongoing appeal. 

Sean Ryan, the man behind the appeal, says he thinks the city should take action to regulate short-term rentals, but he disagrees with the limitations on residentially-zoned rentals. “It’s not the regulations we’re against,” he says “It’s just the one component of it.”

Ryan’s particular issue is with the ban on short-term rentals in residential areas. He argues Sarnia should at least allow rentals in urban residential 2 zones—areas that are already densely populated and used for residential and commercial purposes. “Why not just allow them in those areas? It’s good for tourism and it’s a high-density housing area already, so it’s not going to affect neighbourhoods,” he says.

According to the Steve Henschel, Sarnia’s manger of communications, the residential zoning regulations are in place to protect housing in the city. “Allowing STAs in residential areas with a primary residence requirement protects long-term housing in the city, ensuring residential properties are utilized as homes first.”

Now, Ryan is looking for other ways to make a second appeal against the city’s short-term rental regulations. 

Sarnia implemented a system to grandfather short-term renters operating in residential areas before January 1, 2020. Property owners were supposed to submit an application prior to the July 1, 2020 deadline, but the city received no applications. To date, only 15 of an estimated 70 renters are licenced with the city. “As we move forward with the new bylaw the city will utilize an education-based approach to encourage voluntary compliance, before using other bylaw enforcement mechanisms,” said the Henschel.

What are Sarnia’s short-term rental regulations?

Like many other municipalities, Sarnia implemented a short-term accommodation licencing system as a way to regulate STAs. The city also implemented occupancy limits, building and safety standards, and most notably, restrictions on the operation of short-term rentals in residential areas.

Here are some highlights from the new regulations:

  • Renters must obtain a valid licence granted by the city. The fee for a licence and a licence renewal is $273.65 and applications must be submitted to the city along with building and parking plans. To be approved, licensees must also possess a minimum of $2 million in liability insurance and must complete a fire inspection.
  • Occupancy limits. Rental units can have a maximum of three bedrooms available for rent and each bedroom can sleep up to a maximum of four people.
  • Minimum rental room size of 14 square metres. 
  • Adherence to a submitted parking plan. Property owners must submit a parking plan to the city along with their licence application and ensure that it is followed by patrons.
  • If operating in a residential area, the rental unit must be the owner’s primary residence. Essentially, this limits short-term rentals in residential areas to bed and breakfast style accommodations where the owner lives in the property at the same time as their patrons.
  • Offenders of the bylaw can face fines of $25,000 dollars on a first offence, and fines of $50,000 of subsequent offences.
  • Short-term renters are also subject to the city’s four per cent municipal accommodation tax. The city says this tax will be used to “fund programs and services that visitors take advantage of when visiting (e.g. roads, transit, culture, parks, natural areas and recreation).”

Short-term accommodation applications can be submitted through the city’s website

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Man charged in fatal boat crash on Lake Ontario that killed 2 people

Toronto police have arrested and charged a Mississauga man in connection with a boat crash that happened two months ago in Toronto’s Port Lands, leaving two dead.

Around midnight on May 31, the police, fire services, and paramedics responded to reports of a capsized boat in Lake Ontario just off the shoreline of Tommy Thompson Park.

The boat, which was carrying 10 people, had been heading into the nearby harbour when it flipped over after striking breakwater wall, police say. Eight of the 10 people in the boat were rescued by emergency personnel, but a 34-year-old man and 24-year-old woman were missing.

The police’s marine unit started searching the area for the two missing boaters. Both the man and woman were later found dead trapped inside the boat after police removed it from the lake.

On July 29, Toronto police arrested 38-year-old Filip Grkovski in connection with the crash. Police charged him with two counts of criminal negligence causing death, four counts of criminal negligence causing bodily harm, two counts of impaired operation causing death, and four counts of impaired operation causing bodily harm.

Grkovski will face these charges at College Park Courts on October 4.

Police ask that anyone with information relevant to the crash contact them at 416-808-1900, or do so anonymously through Crime Stoppers at 416-222-TIPS (8477), or at www.222tips.com.

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Mississauga man drowns while tubing on Lake Ontario

Around 7:40 p.m. on the evening of July 31, emergency services were contacted about a man who had gone missing in Lake Ontario off of Port Dalhousie near St. Catharines, Ont.

The man, a 37-year-old from Mississauga, had been tubing behind a motorboat when the tube flipped and the man was launched into the water. He did not resurface.

The St. Catharines Fire Service and the Canadian Coast Guard were brought in to search the area, along with officers from the Niagara Regional Police Service Marine/Under Water Search and Recovery Unit. Emergency personnel set off illumination flares throughout the night to help provide light.

At approximately 12:05 a.m., divers from the Under Water Search and Recovery Unit found the man not far from the area where he’d fallen off the tube. The coroner pronounced him dead at the scene.

A postmortem has been ordered, but the death is not being treated as suspicious.

At the moment, it’s unclear what safety precautions were in place when the man was tubing. Discover Boating, a boating resource operated by the National Marine Manufacturers Association advises that for any watersport towed behind a motorboat you should always:

  • Wear a personal flotation device
  • Use a spotter to indicate when riders have fallen
  • Know the capabilities of your rider
  • Know the limits of the equipment you’re using
  • And drive responsibly

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B.C. expands speculation and vacancy tax. Here’s how it affects cottagers

Cottage owners in Western Canada should take note, B.C. is expanding its speculation and vacancy tax to six new regions within the province.

Starting January 2023, property owners with vacant residences in the municipalities of North Cowichan, Duncan, Ladysmith, Lake Cowichan, Lions Bay, and Squamish will be subject to the tax.

The speculation and vacancy tax was first introduced in 2018 as a way to discourage investors, specifically foreign investors, from buying up multiple B.C. properties, limiting supply and driving up prices.

The tax currently applies to municipalities in the Greater Vancouver Region, Lower Mainland and southern Vancouver Island, Abbotsford, Chilliwack, Kelowna, West Kelowna, Nanaimo, and the District of Lantzville. Under the tax, B.C. residents who own a vacant home in one of those areas must pay 0.5 per cent of their property’s assessed value annually, while foreign owners and satellite families (individuals who earn the majority of their income outside of Canada) pay two per cent annually.

The decision to expand the number of taxable regions was, in part, because those real estate markets were being advertised as appealing alternatives to the already taxed regions, putting housing pressures on the communities, said B.C. Finance Minister, Selina Robinson, during a press conference.

“We kept an eye on how this tax unfolded,” she said. “There was good analysis and recommendations on where else this might need to be expanded given the pressures outside urban centres.”

According to a report commissioned by the B.C. government, the tax has helped add approximately 20,000 condo units to the Metro Vancouver market, and generated $231 million towards affordable housing in its first three years.

Despite these accomplishments, some feel the tax isn’t solving the main issue. “The spec tax has had little to no impact on greater Vancouver real estate,” said Denny Dumas, a Vancouver realtor. “The percentage of homes and condos that are foreign owned and sitting vacant is so small in the big scheme of things. Our big problem in greater Vancouver is supply. The amount of people wanting to live and invest in greater Vancouver far exceeds the supply. And municipalities’ processes to approve permits and add density is 10–20 years behind population growth. I don’t think any policy will really help the prices of housing long term. It’s pretty simple actually, we just need more housing.”

There’s also concern that groups, such as cottagers, are being unintentionally targeted by the tax. In 2019, six B.C. residents launched a lawsuit against the tax. One of the plaintiffs was a 72-year-old woman who’d lived in a house outside of Victoria since she was five. She and her husband now split their time between Texas and B.C., using the B.C. house as a vacation property. But with a primary residence in Texas, they were considered a satellite family subject to the tax.

The overall number of cottagers affected is minimal, but those hit do see significant increases to their taxes. The couple who owned the house in Victoria, for instance, were expected to pay an additional $6,000 per year. The tax’s new expansion will force a handful of B.C. residents who own cottages in Lake Cowichan to start paying the tax in 2023.

“I talked to one gal this weekend,” said Jennifer Allen, a Lake Cowichan realtor. “She came by an open house of mine, and she said she will be one of the people affected because she’s right in the town of Lake Cowichan on Point Ideal where there are probably about 40 lakefront residences.”

To avoid being taxed, a property must be occupied for six months of the year. The property can be occupied by the owner, a family member, or a long-term renter. When asked about cottagers, the Ministry of Finance said that if a cottager wanted an exemption from the tax, they should use the property as their principal residence or rent it out for six months.

Cottages only accessible by water do qualify for an exemption. And the provincial government does offer a $2,000 tax credit to B.C. residents who own a secondary property. This covers the speculation and vacancy tax of a property valued at less than or equal to $400,000. If the property’s value is above that, cottagers will have to pay.

In terms of further tax expansion, specifically to areas such as Whistler and the Gulf Islands, notorious for foreign buyers and short-term rentals, the ministry of finance said: “We are taking a phased approach with the speculation and vacancy tax, and we will continue to monitor the housing markets in areas like Whistler, the Gulf Islands, and other areas of the province to determine whether further changes are required.”

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Have you ever had a medical emergency while you are alone at the lake?

In episode 5 of the Cottage Life Podcast Season 3, we’ll listen to an essay about dealing with a medical emergency when you are alone at the lake, which first appeared in our June 1998 issue. Listen here or visit cottagelife.com for access to all of the episodes.

It was 1:30 in the morning of August 13 and I was alone and awake at the cottage. A thunderstorm was tailing off, soft lighting glimmering on the lake, the wind fading, rain easing.

I was alone, awake, and ill. My lower abdomen was sore, a dull pain deep inside. I hoped it was something I had eaten and I poured a glass of Bromo Seltzer and tried to sleep. But an hour later I was fully awake again, damp with sweat, the pain sharper, reminding me of my burst appendix two decades ago.

I paced the cottage and looked at the phone. Who would I call, alone on an island in the dying storm? Who would come and get me? What should I do? 

I dressed. Slowly. Bending over was beyond me. And I couldn’t even think of tying my shoes. The night air was soft and fair when I stepped outside to go to the bathroom. With scant success. I wondered if my colon had tied itself in a knot. 

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I had to get off the island. I put on a poncho and headed over the little hill towards the boathouse, walking slowly, cradling my pain. I started my boat, backed carefully into the narrow dark channel—this was no time to hit a rock—and headed into the main channel of the lake, aiming for my car at the marina. 

The pain was bad; each small wave hurt. Alone in the dark in the boat, I now knew this was serious. I eased into the marina dock, tied the boat loosely and, doubled over, protecting my pain, walked to the car. Briefly I thought of asking for help, but there were no lights. Besides, cottagers solve their own problems.

I drove to the nearest hospital 50 km away in Peterborough, foot to the floor except for the periods of pain when I had to slow to a crawl. Passing the few cars of morning, blowing through the stops. I followed those blue-and-white hospital signs, parked at Emergency, and crept in. They put me on a gurney, asked me questions, took my blood pressure, touched my stomach, and drew off a litre of fluid. The relief was wonderful, the prognosis of a prostate operation less so. I thanked them effusively and returned to my car, relieved, although not completely at ease. Shaken but alive, driving into the soft light of morning.

I’ve had several life-threatening emergencies before but, like most cottagers, it never occurred to me one would strike while I was alone on an island in the dark. Nor, I supposed, does it occur to most of us what can happen far from telephones or friends down that long and torturous cottage road. Yet I should know better.

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One June at my former cottage in Haliburton, alone in the gathering dusk, I had been relocating an interior wall. I dropped off a stepladder and drove my left foot onto a pair of four-inch nails protruding from the floor. I pulled free, painfully, and limped into the living room, trailing blood. I drew the boot off, got a basin of warm water with a little salt, and soaked my foot. It hurt. I phoned the Haliburton Hospital and they told me to come in. The doctor looked at my foot, the nurse put a bandage on it and gave me a tetanus shot, and they turned me loose.

That twilight drive back to the cottage was similar to the early morning drive back from Peterborough: I was elated that I had my pain relieved and in shock. The car wandered on the road.

And now as I headed back to my boat at the marina I thought of my ancient grandmother at the family cottage in Bala. She was often struck by heart pains and we children would be sent into town on foot to ask for the doctor or to get a supply of her pills. We had several alarms a summer, but illness never kept my grandmother from the Muskoka she loved. 

Nor will it keep me, nor, I am sure, most cottagers from the way of life we cherish. 

I parked at the marina, climbed into my boat in the rain-fresh sunlight, and drove into the tranquility of morning. And into the uncertainty of life.