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Viral TikTok shares green flags to look for when dating a Canadian

What do you look for in a potential new partner? As die-hard cottage fans, we’re betting a love of loons and sunsets tops the list. TikToker @jimmerplslikeme has a few more ideas for us—his popular video features green flags to look for when dating a Canadian, and we have to say, a lot of them resonate with cottagers.

Our favourite items on the list: knowing how to tap a maple tree, how to paddle a canoe, and own a pair of snowshoes.

 

@jimmerplslikeme Green Flags to Look For When Dating A Canadian #fyp #foryou #canada #canadian #dating #shaniatwain #canoe #timbits #hockey #canadiantire #viral #comedy ♬ original sound – Jimmer


If you’re looking for someone with true Canadian spirit, @jimmerplslikeme also says a stash of Canadian Tire money and can rock a Shania Twain song on karaoke night.

We’d add a love of coffee on the dock, knowing how to build an ice rink, and owning a boat to our list.

What are the green flags cottagers should look for when dating each other?

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8 Newfoundland foods you’ve probably never heard of

Canada has plenty of regional foods—we all know that poutine is associated with Quebec, and that the Nanaimo bar comes from B.C. But Newfoundland and Labrador is home to some dishes that you’re probably not familiar with—and may not have even ever heard of.

No. 1 Toutons

These small, round, pancake-like pieces of bread dough (also called “damper dogs”) were traditionally pan-fried in pork fat; nowadays butter (or healthier fats) is more common. It’s a breakfast or brunch item, often served with molasses, syrup, or jam. Yum!

No. 2 Cod au Gratin

The name explains it all: cod fillets baked in a creamy sauce topped with cheese and breadcrumbs. Newfoundland has a number of traditional cod dishes, including salt dried cod (No. 3) and crispy cod tongues (No. 4). The tongues are dredged in flour and fried in oil. C’mon! Anything fried is tasty.

No. 5 Scrunchions

These are essentially bite-sized cubes of pork fat, fried until the fat is rendered and the cubes are crunchy. Scrunchions are often served as a side dish (mixed with onions) over fish or fish and brewis (“hard bread”—No. 6).

No. 7 Bakeapples

These berries—also called cloudberries—ripen in August in marshy, boggy areas. They’re delicious in pies and tarts or made into jam.

No. 8 Jiggs’ Dinner

A typical true Jiggs’ Dinner includes salt beef (or other salt meat), root vegetables, and yellow split peas, soaked and boiled for hours.

6 unique Christmas traditions found in Newfoundland and Labrador

 

 

 

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The most Canadian of the Canadian lakes

Canada has a lot of lakes—some of them are among the world’s largest. But what makes a Canadian lake truly Canadian? The depth? The water quality? The jaw-dropping scenery that surrounds it? Hey, maybe it’s the name. No shock: Canada has tons of Canoe Lakes, Loon Lakes, and Moose Lakes. We also have lots of Beaver Lakes. And Beavertail Lakes—though only one is in Nova Scotia. Similarly, we have plenty of Cold Lakes, but only one Cold River (in Saskatchewan). There is no Lacrosse Lake, but there is a Lac du Hockey (Quebec). Except Lac du Hockey is just a pond. (Obviously! Where else would you play pond hockey?) Disappointingly, we have no Poutine Lake, but we do have a Lac de la Tourtière. This is probably just an oversight, but there are no Canadian Lakes in Canada. However, there are several Canadian Creeks, including one in P.E.I. Huh. Bottom line: a lot of water bodies in Canada are…Canadian. At least, stereotypically.

Here’s our roundup:

Maple Leaf Lake, Ont.

Canuck Lake, B.C.

Canada Jay Lake, Ont.

Lac de la Tourtière, Que.

Sorry Harbour, Nunavut

Beavertail Lake, N.S.

Lac Toque, Que.

Tims Lake, Ont.

Friendly Lake, Ont. And Friendly Lake, B.C.

Canadian Creek, P.E.I.

Cold River, Sask.

And check out the map. (And then tell us: what did we miss? Email edit@cottagelife.com)

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7 (other) Canadian cocktails to try

Move over, Caesar! These seven cocktails have Canadian roots too.

Moose Milk

The Canadian navy, army, and air force all claim to have invented this one. The milkshake-like concoction includes rum, coffee liqueur, ice cream, and maple syrup, plus nutmeg and cinnamon. Huh. It’s possible that we’d rather drink actual milk from a moose, but sure.

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The Caribou

Combine red wine, rye whiskey, and maple syrup for this sweet take on mulled wine. The drink allegedly originated from an old fur-trapper’s drink that mixed whiskey with caribou blood. Well, desperate times call for…something desperately disgusting, apparently.

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The B-52

A bartender in Banff, Alta., named Peter Fich created this cocktail in the late ’70s. He named the drink—a layered cocktail containing coffee liqueur, orange liqueur, and Irish Cream—after a New Wave band from the state of Georgia. He concocted all kinds of drinks, all named after his favourite bands, but the B-52 was the only one that became popular.

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The Raymond Massey

The who? Raymond Massey was a Canadian actor most well-known for playing Abraham Lincoln—he portrayed the man in multiple plays and movies, including Abe Lincoln in Illinois, for which he received an Oscar nomination. The drink is a mix of whiskey and ginger syrup topped with champagne and garnished with lemon peel.

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The Angry Canadian

Another drink that includes maple syrup, the Angry Canadian is a twist on the Old Fashioned, invented in 2013. It’s a combination of whiskey, bitters, club soda, and, of course, the syrup, which replaces the sugar in a traditional Old Fashioned. Why is it angry? Unclear. Maybe if you drink too many you get riled up.

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The Donald Sutherland

If you don’t know who Donald Sutherland is, you have no business calling yourself Canadian. Just kidding. But also: watch Six Degrees of Separation. Or Outbreak. Or The Italian Job. Or…tons of other movies. Sutherland is apparently a fan of rye whiskey—this twist on a Rusty Nail includes the spirit.

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The Sourtoe Cocktail

Okay, so maybe “cocktail” is a misnomer, since this drink, invented in Dawson City, Yukon, is just a shot of whiskey. Oh, with the addition of a preserved human toe. Allegedly, in the ’70s, someone found a jar containing a human toe in a remote Yukon cabin—the toe was left there by a pair of brothers, one of whom had frostbite, so the toe had to come off. And be put in a jar. Obviously. And then the jar-finder decided to make a drink that involved the toe. Because…? Well, Robert Service did say that “there are strange things done in the midnight sun,” so we’ll just go with that.

There is no recipe. It’s whiskey. And a toe.

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5 regional card games from across Canada

Want a change from classic euchre and bridge? Try one of these other trick-taking card games, popular in different regions of Canada. (A typical trick-taking game is one where players each play one card in succession, with one player winning the round or the set of cards—the “trick.”)

1) Forty-fives, East Coast

This game originated in Ireland, eventually moving into Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and other parts of eastern Canada. There are variations, but in traditional Forty-Fives, the goal is to accumulate points by winning tricks, eventually reaching 45. You can play with two, four, or five or more players. Learn the rules.

2) 200 a.k.a. Deux Cents, New Brunswick and Quebec

As with Forty-Fives, the object of the game is to gather points, up to—wait for it—200. Players compete in teams. Only aces, 10s, and 5s are worth points, so players can only gain points by winning tricks that contain these cards. Learn the rules.

3) Hola, Western Canada

“Hola” is a Slavic word that means “nakedness”—but there’s no nudity in this game. (That’s Strip Poker.) The game works with two or four players (or six if using a second deck of cards). What sets it apart is that unlike in other trick-taking games, a player’s card is only beaten by a card of equal, not higher value, or by a wild card. In Hola, 7s and 2s are wild. Learn the rules.

4) Rook, Ontario and Manitoba

Playing with kids? Family-friendly Rook is a trump-based trick-taking game played with a deck of specialized playing cards. The deck is similar to a standard deck of cards but only contains cards numbered from 1 through 14 in four colours. There are no face cards, and no card suits. Learn the rules.

5) Kaiser, Saskatchewan

Kaiser is a four-player, two-team game using only 32 cards from a standard 52-card deck. Teams bid and take tricks, the goal being to get their hands on the 5 of Hearts and avoid the 3 of Spades. (A different version of Kaiser, called Les Rois, is popular in Quebec; in this version, the King of Hearts is worth the most points, and the King of Spades is worth the least—hence the game’s name.) Learn the rules.

Looking for more? Here are six other card games to play at the cottage.