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Election 2021: Same old prime minister, same old memes

Canada’s 44th federal election is officially over and now the real work begins: it’s time to review the memes.

Before we get to the good internet jokes, on the off-chance you’ve turned to MobileSyrup to find out who won the election — in which case, as a tech website, we’re flattered if a bit confused? — here’s the short version of the results:

The Liberals led by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau remain in power with another minority government, the New Democratic Party and Bloc Québécois gained a handful of new seats, the Conservatives lost a few, and the leaders of both the Green Party and the People’s Party of Canada failed to win in their own ridings for the second election in a row.

In short, the balance of political power in the country is largely the same, but at least we’ll always have the memes.

So, as we contemplate the surreal quality of our own democracy and an election where nothing much changed, here are some of the best tweets from the 2021 federal election:

The campaign kicked off with a yowl, as Gustave, Sheldon and Mousse pawed and scratched for voters’ attentions in the Plateau Mont-Royal riding of Montreal.

Among the many promises made along the campaign trail, the Liberal Party of Canada decided to introduce their affordable housing plan (cool!) with the meme-able statement that “Young people aren’t asking for a free house.” To which a number of young people immediately replied, I mean, yeah, if you’re offering?

After a controversial question in the English language debate spurred Quebec Premier François Legault to open up a National Assembly meeting by defining the word “woke” (Listen, I know, Quebec politics is a lot), Québec Solidaire parliamentary leader and the original #qcpoli meme king Gabriel Nadeau-Dubois posted this very well-seasoned rebuttal on Twitter.

In the final days leading up to the election, both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton took to Twitter to endorse Justin Trudeau and the Liberal Party of Canada — which prompted U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders to step forward and throw his support behind Jagmeet Singh and the NDP.

Speaking of the U.S., as polls closed across the country and results started rolling in, so did the Jeb Bush memes which continue to be more enduring than Jeb’s actual short-lived run for U.S presidential candidacy.

2021 saw the triumphant return of Canada’s favourite trusted source for election night coverage and updates: the Domino’s Pizza Tracker™.

As the results poured in and news outlets quickly began predicting –yet another — Liberal minority government, something about the whole situation felt…oddly familiar.

Finally, after a 36-day campaign that ground parliament to a halt, all so that our elected officials could drop their pencils, leaving vital legislation addressing climate change and Canada’s socio-economic recovery half-finished on the table, to fly across the country in the midst of a global pandemic with super-contagious airborne transmission, to then return with very little changed in terms of leadership at both the national and local levels, one tweet perfectly summed up the whole situation.

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Uber Canada is giving out discounted rides on election day

Uber Canada is offering Canadians discounted rides to and from the polling station on election day.

Using the code “VOTE2021”, folks can get up to 50 percent off — to a maximum of $5 per ride — on any two Uber rides taken on September 20th, 2021.

Ideally, the two discounted rides should be transporting you to and from your assigned polling station.

According to the fine print, the offer is available specifically between 7:30am ET and 10pm ET.

In its press release, Uber also shouts out Elections Canada for their efforts organizing the country’s upcoming 44th federal election.

In April 2021, Uber Canada paired up with the government — specifically Health Canada and the Public Health Agency of Canada — to display information and resources about COVID-19 vaccines on the ridesharing app.

Speaking of the election, one of the Conservative Party of Canada’s campaign promises is to introduce a new tax-free Employee Savings Account that gig economy companies — like Uber, for example — must contribute to, in order to provide more financial security for its precariously employed workers.

Source: Uber Canada

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I visited Jagmeet Singh’s dream island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons

New Democratic Party leader and federal election candidate Jagmeet Singh is inviting voters to visit his private island — in Animal Crossing: New Horizons (AC:NH), of course.

Singh sent a tweet on September 14th announcing the NDP had designed a visitable in-game island using AC:NH’s ‘dreaming’ feature, which allows you to save and upload an online snapshot of your island that other players can walk through.

The Animal Crossing island is one of several tactics taken up by the federal NDP this election to try to reach a different sort of voter than is typically targeted on the campaign trail: i.e. younger, very online Canadians.

Singh’s popularity on TikTok, where he’s amassed 807.7K followers and 7.6M likes, has garnered much media attention, in large part because he’s the only candidate with a presence on the platform — a telling oversight given TikTok was the most downloaded app in the world in 2020.

Mixing politics with video games is not a new approach for the party, as Singh joined Democratic U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for a few rounds of Among Us on Twitch in November 2020. Singh also hosted his own Twitch stream of him and friends playing Gartic Phone just this week on September 15th.

This latest venture into the world of AC:NH is one that Nintendo itself is technically not a fan of, as the company’s updated its content guidelines for the game in November 2020 to include a request that players “please also refrain from bringing politics into the game.”

That’s too bad for Nintendo, because according to the lawn signs I saw on my tour of the NDP’s island, there are at least eight villagers in the AC:NH roster who’ve caught the orange wave: Broccoli, Chadder, Flurry, Rizzo, Rod, Tammy, Tutu, and Wolfgang.

To access the island, you need a Dream Code, which the NDP gave out provided you signed up via text message.

First off, the most important detail: the native fruit on the NDP island is peaches.

Other details were more predictable: The island itself is named “Canada,” the town hall flag is the Canadian flag, the custom tune that jingles every time you enter a home is the opening bars to “O Canada,” and the roads are lined with orange flowers.

Visitors can check out the island’s many attractions, including a hospital, a bank, a school, a national park (with a wild bear?!), an outdoor hockey rink, a “Punjabi Poutine” truck, a row of solar panels and wind turbines, and a polling station complete with voting booths and orange confetti machine.

There’s also a house refurbished as an art gallery, which features three works of art: ‘We Are Still Here’ and ‘Thunderbirds’ by Anishinaabe artist Blake Angeconeb and ‘Thunder Bay’ by Blake Angeconeb and Mad Dog Jones.

Meanwhile, at Jagmeet’s house, there’s a campaign HQ, a martial arts gym, and a baby room — a little nod to the recent announcement that Singh and his wife are expecting their first child.

I ran into “Jagmeet” himself campaigning around the island, who encouraged me to check out the town bulletin board. On the board were a number of NDP campaign talking points posted by someone named “Volunteer” all themed to suit the game, such as “Our island has real solutions to fix the climate crisis” and “Every villager should be able to afford a safe home.”

Speaking of the Volunteer, they’re the other player character found wandering the island. Decked out in NDP merch — the custom designs are available to download at a kiosk in the town square — the tired-looking Volunteer just repeats creepily the word “NDP” every time you talk to them.

The stacks of fliers scattered throughout the town with Singh’s pixelated face printed on them also came off a bit uncanny.

All that said, my biggest concern is that the museum itself was nearly empty — I mean, as both a gamer and a patron of the arts, how can I trust their political promises without seeing evidence of their fishing, digging, bug catching, and art collecting hustle?

To learn more about the upcoming 2021 Canadian federal election, check MobileSyrup‘s tech-and-telecom-focused guide to each major party’s platform promises.

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MobileSyrup’s guide to the 2021 federal election

In case you somehow missed the yard signs, televised debates, Twitter memes and breaking news alerts — Canadians are heading to the polls on September 20th, 2021 to vote in a federal election.

So you don’t have to, I trawled through the five main political parties’ platform documents in search of how each group would change or ‘fix’ technology and telecommunication policy in Canada.

For those specifically interested in what the parties have to say about zero-emission vehicles, check out our ZEV election promise round-up.

And if you want a blast from the near-past, here’s our 2019 election primer.

Note: There’s a lot at stake in this upcoming election beyond the tech and telecom stuff I’ll be covering below. So, if you’d like to read up on what each party is promising on other topics (given the last 17 months, I’d suggest a quick ⌘+f/crtl-f search for terms like “eldercare,” “affordable housing,” and “paid sick days”), here are links to the full platform documents: Bloc Québécois, Conservative Party of Canada, Green Party of Canada, Liberal Party of Canada, and New Democratic Party of Canada. And if you’re eligible to vote, please do ✌️.

Harder, better, faster, stronger — and most importantly — cheaper internet by 2025

Ensuring all Canadians have access to affordable, wireless high-speed internet is a campaign promise shared by the Conservatives, Greens, Liberals and NDP.

To keep this promise, most parties are proposing a two-step solution: expand internet infrastructure across the country, particularly in rural areas, and introduce new policies to increase competition within Canada’s notoriously small telecommunication industry.

On the infrastructure front, the incumbent Liberals will continue funding broadband roll-out projects across Canada. The new bit is that they’ve issued a threat to Canada’s big carrier companies — such as Bell, Rogers and Telus — who’ve purchased 5G spectrum rights: use those rights to build lots of broadband infrastructure nationwide between now and 2025, or that spectrum will be snatched back and resold to smaller, regional carriers.

“The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission is in charge of regulating broadcasting and telecoms in Canada — and everyone has opinions on how it should or shouldn’t be run.”

It’s a pretty big threat, given that the government made a cool $8.91 billion at a recent spectrum auction due to aggressive bidding between carriers, and that Bell is currently taking regional carrier Quebecor to court over its purchase of spectrum in Western Canada (a region where Quebecor-owned Vidéotron does not currently offer services).

2025 is the target year set by the NDP as well, as the party declared affordable high-speed internet an essential service that, under their mandate, all Canadians will have access to within four years.

It’s the same for the Conservatives, who like the Liberals, are pitching a “use it or lose it” spectrum rule aimed at big telecoms, but with a notable twist: the party said that any spectrum auction revenue would go back into the federal digital infrastructure plan, which is a not an insignificant amount, considering that aforementioned $8.91 billion profit from this summer.

The Green Party, while scarce on specific dates, is also promising to invest in reliable broadband connectivity across the country, especially in rural and remote areas.

As for competition between Canada’s ISPs, the NDP wants to create a Crown corporation — separate from the CRTC, we’re assuming, but more on that later — to “ensure the delivery of quality, affordable telecom services to every community,” and to introduce a Telecom Consumers’ Bill of Rights to prevent price gouging.

Using other countries’ internet prices as a point of comparison, the party will also mandate that all providers offer basic, affordable wireless broadband plans — with inexpensive unlimited data options and no data caps.

Meanwhile, the Conservatives want to open the country’s telecommunications market to more non-Canadian competitors, provided that other countries return the favour and let Canadian carriers offer services in their markets as well. This is tricky, because foreign carriers would either need to have enough money to compete in the next spectrum auction, or else wade into murky negotiations with Canada’s Big Three to purchase inflated internet wholesale rates.

It also seems like the Conservatives would oppose Rogers’ contentious acquisition of Shaw Communications, as their platform promises to “stand up to corporate Canada and reject mergers that substantially reduce competition and lead to layoffs and higher prices” — a sentiment echoed nearly word-for-word in Conservative leader Erin O’Toole’s speech on September 7th, during a press conference in which the party’s telecom campaign promises were publicly announced.

Interesting to note is the Green Party’s call for an independent, comprehensive study of the concentration of media ownership in Canada, as the country’s biggest carrier companies are also the country’s biggest media owners.

Big tech is a big threat

The Bloc Québécois, Conservatives and NDP all want to introduce a three percent tax on multinational tech giants.

For the Bloc, this would involve taxing the income of companies like Amazon, Facebook and Google, and using that money to fund local arts, culture and media. For the NDP’s part, they pointedly describe their proposed tech giant tax as a roll-back of corporate income tax cuts introduced under the previous Conservative government led by Stephen Harper

Beyond ensuring that big tech pays its fair share of Canadian taxes, parties also want to see a commitment to Canadian content.

For example, the Liberals, NDP and Green party are all promising to reform the Broadcasting Act to require media web giants operating in Canada — such as Netflix, Disney+ and Amazon Prime Video — create and promote Canadian content.

“A unique trend emerging across party lines this election are policies on mental health and technology.”

For the Liberals and Greens, this reform specifically takes the form of Bill C-10, a bill currently in discussion at the Senate level that would grant the CRTC power to regulate these online digital giants.

Meanwhile, the Conservatives would scrap Bill C-10 and make their own changes to the Broadcasting Act which would force foreign streaming services to reinvest a chunk of their Canadian revenue into making original Canadian programming in both official languages.

The Conservatives are also proposing a new digital media royalty framework to ensure that Canadian media outlets are fairly compensated for the sharing of their content by platforms like Google and Facebook, and creating a special Competition Bureau task force to examine the effects of “big tech” within the Canadian industry.

People have beef with the CRTC

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission is in charge of regulating broadcasting and telecoms in Canada — and everyone has opinions on how it should or shouldn’t be run.

For example, the Bloc endeavours to represent what it feels Quebec’s needs are at the national level. As such, one of their election promises is to boot the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) out of la belle province, and create a new in-house organization to regulate broadcasting and telecommunications specifically for Quebec.

As previously mentioned, the Conservatives are not down with giving the CRTC more regulatory power. They want to get rid of CRTC license fees, and use funds from it’s proposed three percent digital services tax (see the section above for more details) to recoup those costs.

In fact, the party is likely aiming to ditch the CRTC altogether, as it’s 2021 platform pointedly includes a promise to review the CRTC’s mandate “ to ensure that it better reflects the needs of Canadians and doesn’t prevent Canadian broadcasters from innovating and adapting to changes in the market.”

Meanwhile, the Liberals, NDP and Green Party are all in favour of keeping the CRTC moving forward, with the NDP promising to work with the regulatory body in its goal of capping internet prices, and the Greens supporting Bill-10’s proposal that social media and streaming giants being regulated through the CRTC

New approaches to mental health

A unique trend emerging across party lines this election are policies on mental health and technology.

The main promise, initially presented by the Conservatives and now backed by the Liberals, is the creation of a national three-digit hotline, similar to 9-1-1, specifically dedicated to mental health crises and suicide prevention.

The Liberals and NDP also pledge to further develop and improve infrastructure around the country’s virtual healthcare system, with the Liberals committing to spending $400 million over the next four years.

For its part, the Green Party is campaigning for a Canada-wide study on the “impact of phones and social media on mental health in adolescents.”

You gotta fight…for your right…to repair

If elected, the Liberal and NDP parties would both implement “right to repair” legislation, granting consumers the legal right to affordably access the tools and materials needed to fix their own devices.

It would also force electronic and tech companies to readily supply spare parts and un-blackbox their products, rather than only (and oftentimes begrudgingly) offer in-house repairs through their customer service departments.

For both political parties, the goal of this legislation is to extend the life of products, divert from landfills, and reduce e-waste.

Odds and ends

Sometimes, political parties come up with some pretty unique policy ideas. Here are the ones that related to technology and telecommunications:

To support local commerce, especially in light of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Bloc is promising to increase support for small businesses trying to set-up digital storefronts, and to offer them lower credit card fees for online transactions.

The Conservatives will require that gig economy companies — e.g. smartphone app services like Uber and Skip the Dishes — contribute into a new tax-free Employee Savings Account every time they pay their workers, which workers can withdraw funds from whenever.

The Green Party wants to “reimagine” Canada Post as a tech-equipped community hub, equipped with banking services, high-speed internet access, and EV charging stations.

Relevant to the work-from-home crowd, the Liberals are developing a “right to disconnect” policy, a new labour law aimed at promoting work-life balance by imposing limits on how much employers can demand employees stay connected and reachable in off-hours.

Finally, the NDP is promising to introduce a digital bill of privacy rights to improve protections for Canadians online.