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How to go to the bathroom in the woods

What happens when nature calls on a camping trip? Well, you use the park-provided facilities—that is, of course, what they’re there for. When you’re backcountry camping or deep into the forest, you may be tempted to just go when and where nature calls. But just because you can pee anywhere doesn’t mean you should. Using a public restroom protects you, wildlife, and plants. However, when there are no other options, there are some dos and don’ts of how to go to the bathroom while you’re out enjoying the great outdoors.

When you’re going to the bathroom in the woods, it’s important to follow the leave no trace principle to care for the environment, local ecosystems, and future visitors. Disposing of human waste properly doesn’t just benefit the people that come after your trip, but it avoids potentially polluting water sources, killing plants, and spreading disease. 

It’s best to go about 60 metres (or more) from any campsite, hiking trails, or waterways. Why? The salt in urine attracts animals like bears and other unwanted cottage creatures, according to Stephan Herrero’s book Bear Attacks: Their Causes and Avoidance. So, unless you want Yogi Bear visiting you in the wee hours of the morning, make sure you go as far away as possible from your campsite.  

Choose your spot wisely

Once you’ve found your natural biffy, avoid peeing on the plants. While you may have heard the old wive’s tale about using human urine as a fertilizer, there’s another reason to avoid it: animals have a tendency to dig up plants that have urine on them, according to the National Park Service—and these plants and local ecosystems may have otherwise not been disturbed. According to the NPS, another option is to urinate on rocky surfaces to avoid animals kicking up the terrain.

After number one comes…

So what about going number two? If you don’t have a bag that you can use to dispose of human waste properly, the best practice is to bury your left behinds under dirt and stones, allowing it a chance to decompose, according to Leave No Trace. Also, consider using portable sanitary reusable toilet systems.

When it comes to burying your business, think like a feline and dig a cat hole, recommends Leave No Trace. This is one of the most common ways of properly disposing of human waste—it allows the waste to decompose, minimizing the risks of attracting animals. Dig a hole six to eight inches deep and four to six inches wide. Then cover it with dirt and other natural materials—preferably under a sunny spot, which helps it to break down quicker. If you must use this trick more than once, be sure to go to in different spots. Overuse can damage vegetation and local ecosystems. 

What to do with toilet paper

Let’s not forget about toilet paper. While human waste can decompose, most toilet paper cannot, according to Leave No Trace. The perfumes and other materials make it difficult to degrade, so it is non-negotiable that if you bring it with you, you need to dispose of it properly. Alternatively, grab a roll of natural toilet paper, which will break up eventually.

Watch out for the water

What if there’s a lake nearby? Can you urinate in our fresh waters? Although you may find this the easiest solution, you should never pee in the lake. Human pee contains nitrogen, which can increase algae growth and can be toxic to fish, according to the Rich Earth Institute. When algae dies, bacteria decomposes and deoxygenates, killing fish and other aquatic ecosystems. Water treatment plants prevent these toxins when dumped back into our waterways, but you bypass this process when peeing straight into the source, especially when the water is stagnant.

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Emily Blunt: I want to be good at other stuff

Emily Blunt would like to be known for something as well as stardom.

The 31-year-old actress admits she has a work ethic that makes her well-suited to the entertainment sphere, but insists she’d love to broaden her skillset.

When it was suggested she’s good at stardom, Emily replied: ”God, I’d like to be good at other stuff, but I know what you mean. Some people are crap at it. And I think I am a good worker.

”But what I think is that I really love this job, and I’m kind of in love with it, even though it’s not everything that I am.”

While Emily is good at acting in front of a camera, she hasn’t always been such a confident public speaker having suffered with a stutter as a child.

She explained: ”As a kid I just stopped talking. It got very bad. I listened a lot because that’s all I did. Really. And it’s not meant to be a sob story, it was just the reality. Which was that I felt embarrassed to speak in front of people.”

Fortunately, Emily managed to overcome her speech impediment when she discovered her love of acting.

The ‘Into The Woods’ star added to The Times newspaper: ”I did speak fluently for the first time when I did a play in school, aged nine.”

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Meryl Streep has ‘the biggest crush’ on Will Ferrell

Meryl Streep has ”the biggest crush” on Will Ferrell.

The ‘Mamma Mia’ actress – who married sculptor Don Gummer in 1978 – has developed a soft spot for the ‘Anchorman’ star, 47, after watching his comedies and even prefers him to 34-year-old Hollywood heartthrob Ryan Gosling, who she claims is too young for her.

She told W magazine: ”The movie that makes me cry is ‘Anchorman’. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does.

”I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I’m not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man.”

The 65-year-old Oscar-winner isn’t the only ‘Into the Woods’ cast member to have developed an interesting celebrity crush.

Her co-star Emily Blunt – who has 10-month-old daughter Hazel with husband John Krasinski – admitted she finds actor Roy Scheider and his smoking habit attractive in the iconic 1975 shark attack flick ‘Jaws’.

Emily, 31, said of the late star, who died in February 2008, aged 75: ”I have a crush on Roy Scheider in Jaws. It’s the way that cigarette dangles out the side of his mouth.

”No one smokes a cigarette like him.”

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Anna Kendrick avoids men who mock

Anna Kendrick avoids guys who try and make her feel ”uncomfortable”.

The ‘Into The Woods’ star is currently single and hasn’t been in a committed relationship since she split from director Edgar Wright in early 2013.

Anna doesn’t have a list of specific traits she wants in a guy but she does know what qualities she doesn’t want in a boyfriend.

Speaking in the February issue of FASHION magazine, she said: ”The wrong kind of guy to fall in love with is the guy who will let go of the steering wheel as a joke. A guy who finds it amusing to make you uncomfortable – which is more common that you’d think – is someone you want to avoid.”

The 29-year-old actress’ parents divorced when she was 15, but she insists she learnt a valuable lesson from their relationship and separation.

She revealed: ”They taught me that staying together for the kids is the wrong approach. It perpetuates this warped idea of what a healthy relationship looks like.”

In ‘Into The Woods’, Anna’s fairytale character Cinderella is left heartbroken after her Prince husband – played by Chris Pine – cheats on her, and it was this premise that attracted the actress to the role.

She said: ”The idea that Cinderella gets cheated on by her prince is the most twisted and genius concept.”

Anna’s cover of FASHION magazine – for which she was shot by Max Abadian and styled by Zeina Esmail – is out in print and as a digital copy on January 12.